have a ham or don’t have one what do I care

kiss girls eat squirrels

call phones don’t get loans

eat pizza not bizza

Can I not properly translate my thoughts or are my thoughts just bullshit?

Rewriting past conversations in my head may be unproductive but does it train me for the future? Will my walkin and talkin ability improve?

shmemson:

expels:

my talents include stress eating and falling in love with people that will never love me back

this just summed up my entire life

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atomic-flash:

The Ross Sisters do their acrobatics during the ‘Potato Salad’ number in the 1944 musical, ‘Broadway Rhythm’.

atomic-flash:

The Ross Sisters do their acrobatics during the ‘Potato Salad’ number in the 1944 musical, ‘Broadway Rhythm’.

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ice-cream-and-cigarettes:

achievement-hunter:

miggylol:

pumpkin spice candles soon

pumpkin lattes soon

pumpkin everything

image

image

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lonelychairsatcern:

#lonelychairsatcern chair, 250Kg #b163 #CERN

lonelychairsatcern:

#lonelychairsatcern chair, 250Kg #b163 #CERN

banji-realness:

maroonedoffvesta:

!!!!!!!!!!

Reblogging again because this just looks like the happiest gay sex phoneline commercial 2 me

banji-realness:

maroonedoffvesta:

!!!!!!!!!!

Reblogging again because this just looks like the happiest gay sex phoneline commercial 2 me

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